Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for viagra. How can I filter all this junk mail? It's making me nuts.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and get more info we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
You think you're so clever, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.